Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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