A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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