They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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