scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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