Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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