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  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:20pm

    Haha we dirty in jersey. Ladies take note. We love it salty

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:11pm

    derby crotch...hahaha...

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:32pm

    we call that "all day pussy"

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:47pm

    at least this girl plays sports! That means she's fit and healthy. Try eating sweaty pussy when the girl is just too fat and perspires like she ran a hundred miles and all she did was walk up a flight of stairs! Too gross for words!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:07pm

    dude.. let her jump in the shower. thats when you sneak in, eat the pussy, fuck the shit out of her, then cum on her face. so simple. do it all the time.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:13pm

    Your girl's on the soccer team! Eat that everyday, and thank your lucky stars.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:45pm

    11:04....you're an asshole.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:14am

    it's not about being man enough. it's about you both enjoying yourselves and getting off. if it's going to be a terrible chore due to the smell then hot in the shower together and have some fun in there...maybe more after you're both clean...especially her

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:58pm

    I've sent this saame text haha this guys right

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:28pm

    Girls if you are wondering why your guy won't go down, or doesn't seem to enjoy it like you think he should. Shower. I wish I would have known that my man was a germophobe two years ago. But its all solved now...

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:37pm

    1215............ really?? That is effin disgustin

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:51am

    holy shittt i found that out the hard way too...

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:27pm

    ewwwww!!! I think everyone should shower before oral.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:18pm

    thats teh only time i go down on my gf. bad kitty is right its also works well if you want to do some sort of cavemen role play

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:09am

    Skip the go-down unless there's a shower before. Just go straight to it!!

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:32pm

    I'm sick of the "note to self" txts. If you're texting it to someone else it's not a note to self. And if you're texting it to yourself your a fucking retard. Oh wait, you're a fucking retard anyway.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:31pm

    11:04 is entirely correct. 1:45, on the other hand, is lazy and selfish.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:09pm

    1204 - laughing so hard right now

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:04pm

    A little musk turns me on. I used to pounce on my ex- after we worked out together, just made it more primal. Bad, bad kitty.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:53pm

    Mmmmm dirty pussy is the best. Nothing like going down on your girl when she's all sweaty and you've cum inside her. Or like eating her ass after she just dropped a huge duece. Its the best. My favorite is having my girl piss in my mouth while I'm eating her sweaty pussy.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:51pm

    3:13 you're my favorite. Fosho.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:17pm

    3:51... you must be ignorant or live under a rock

  • 32 40
    Submitted by DeathReversal on Jul 16, 11 at 11:42pm

    FUCK YEAH. SOMEONE FROM BERGAN COUNTY NEW JERSEY. WE DONT SUCK ANYMORE

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Xx7861xX on Aug 23, 10 at 8:38am

    heres a fun fact girls, after sweating all day, your pussy smells like shit. literally. dicks... not so much. if you want someone to eat you out, wash out your fucking snatch.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:18pm

    hahahaha whoever submitted this sounds exactly like my boyfriend after i have soccer

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:43am

    I just threw up a little in my mouth due to this, and 11:38..

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37am

    if its good enough to fuck its good enough to eat. also, girls always give guys head, but a lot of guys don't return the favor. its fucked up

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:35pm

    cool wanna make out ???????

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:02am

    Geez, there are some retards on earth. Holy shit, what's with the fascination some people have with shit, piss, barfing, stinky cunts and other disgusting stuff?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:56am

    11:04 - seriously? your loss

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:45am

    i wanna bang the chic wit the disco pants

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33am

    11:04, I'd learn to love doing it... or learn to live without getting it.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:22pm

    1145 Disco Pants....really does anyone click on the ads on here???

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:20am

    Man, I thought all the prudes in America died out in the '70s.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:59am

    clamp your nostrils, problem solved %)

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:01pm

    12:31, we will have to share 11:09.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:47pm

    He's probably like 16...needs to grow into it...soccer practice? TEENS!!!

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:52pm

    4:32...I think "YOUR a fucking retard."

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:01pm

    12:47, my thoughts exactly. Not to mention what girl lets a guy go down on her after being all sweaty and not taking a shower? This is totally fake.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:01pm

    12:47 she could be playing in college.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:55pm

    shower =eat out. no shower, no nom noms plain and simple

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:58am

    Better suck it up boys, it's all you're good for. So do it good.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:15pm

    12:53 ur dirty. can i take you home and play?

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:10pm

    4:52.... check your grammar before you check someone elses..

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:07am

    Lmfao @ 1:55 for using "nom noms"

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:04pm

    have her shave that poonany. less smell... better taste. hair holds in the smell...

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:33pm

    My bf loves having sex when im on my period too, he says it feels warmer....more sensation on both ends. [[= but i def, do not let him eat me when im on it.. kinda gross.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:23pm

    Ew, sweaty vag...at least let her shower first.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:35pm

    12:15 and 12:53 (especially 12:53) - you need serious help.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:58am

    shower together after practice or work in the sewage.. thats all

  • 38 70
    Submitted by DeathReversal on Jul 16, 11 at 11:48pm

    And did I say that this is true. Smells like shit btw. First hand experience

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:54pm

    6:10 you're my hero for the day

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:14pm

    if this is a "note to self" why would you text it to someone else?

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:03am

    ...usually more then just salty, ha, ha...but fuck it...when you want it, you want it...been there, done that...no regrets, ha, ha

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:04am

    why go down at all? it tastes bad

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:45pm

    I agree with 6:29. My bf loves to have sex with I'm on my period. And he doesn't mind going down on me while I'm on it either. It isn't that bad. It feels even better actually!

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:11pm

    Once you get passed the smell you got 'er licked

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:24pm

    i wonder if this is a lesbian text

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:09am

    If you aren't man enough to go down on her after soccer practice, might as well turn in your masculinity at the door. Yummy salty.

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:09pm

    For those of you that like it, you should date a roller derby player. Derby crotch is the WORST!!! They wear tights and stuff...

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:07am

    6:02...you remind me of Mooj from 40 Year Old Virgin.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:16pm

    Still sounds tempting

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:31pm

    wow that made my morning

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:11pm

    1:01 doesnt have to be fake at all, I have jumped my girl after soccer/basketball and her the same before a shower.

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:33pm

    all about the give and take

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:22pm

    I just puked in my mouth

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:29pm

    Next you need to earn your red wings

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:33am

    sweaty girls are sexy!

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:44am

    kitties make me think of kittens... i cant have sex while thinking of kittens...too weird

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:38am

    i do it .my girl blows me after work.. mind you i work in sewage line all day in the 90 degree weather .... love conquers all ; ]

  • 34 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:33pm

    12:15 I think I threw up in my mouth

  • 25 60
    Submitted by JWK2285 on May 31, 11 at 11:10pm

    wtf??? the sweat makes it that much better!

  • 33 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:15pm

    my old lady lifts up my man sack and licks the cheese out from uder my gooch after a hard days work at the plant .......

  • 35 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:51pm

    I didn't know black guys went down on girls... The guy that posted this is a piece of shit...

  • 26 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:31pm

    just fell in love with 11:09.