it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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