i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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