wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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