i don't like sucking hair
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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