yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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