You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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