Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
she woke up with a sticky ear
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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