Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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