if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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