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  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:22pm

    Not a bad idea... drunkenness does not equal consent.

  • 71 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:14pm

    I'm going with the 'this is fake' line of thinking. But it's true that an intoxicated person cannot give informed consent, so I guess there is a legitimate reason to breathalyze conquests pre-fucking...

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:56pm

    Good for him. He knows the law.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:44pm

    wow hes a keeper...

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:53pm

    I bet the guy was really ugly, and he was about to nail a hot girl, so he wanted to make sure she was sober and not just a drunken whore

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:56pm

    1) Why assume OP is a girl? This could be two homos. . . 2) Breathalyzers aren't that expensive, they're easily purchased online (apparently $50)

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:25pm

    4:44 Stop picking up drunk girls then. Oh wait, you need that alcohol impaired judgement to get laid, don't you?

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:44pm

    Maybe it was to make sure she was drunk *enough*... Get too low a BAL score and she has to do a shot.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:20pm

    Dude smart move. You can never be too careful

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:55pm

    He wanted to be sure you were sober enough to remember it. If it were me, you'd remember it, sober, drunk, high, whatever.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:44pm

    he's a smart man. i wouldn't want a girl puking all over me either

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:26pm

    And yet, you still fucked him.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:35pm

    7:58 THANK YOU.... finally, fuck.....

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:22pm

    Hey 6:55 what's your number? Lol

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:09pm

    And the result of the test was, FAKE! Get a life OP

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:48pm

    this is a stupid text. end of story

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:16am

    Haha reminds me of tht one night Drunk girl: do you have a condom? Me: uhhhhh no! Drunk girls friend: did she give you head?

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:12pm

    is this about raffi sweet

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:29am

    Wow... That's no fun

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:17pm

    Bradley, you're a cunT

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:56pm

    did he have you blow on a fat pink tube?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:58pm

    Can't blame him for protecting himself. But you're stupid for still fucking him.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 6:50pm

    yeah so you couldn't blame the reason on your carlessness with alcohol. "i was drunk!" "actually...you weren't."

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:42pm

    4:54 - you are a fucking riot! Not only a riot, but delusional as well!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    Sounds like you GOT SOME! YEAH! -Bradley

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:04pm

    He just wanted you would fell it in the morning if he didn't it probably would of hurt.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:38am

    People learn the law voluntary consumption of alcohol or drugs causes strict liability in which the aforementioned status can't be not be used as a nullifier to consent. Basically if the person willingly drinks and is of a reasonable intoxication( not blacked out) then consent can be given. Look what happens when you sign a contract when drunk(ie Vegas marriages) THEY ARE STILL LEGALLY BINDING

  • 42 62
    Submitted by frylok on Sep 4, 10 at 11:45pm

    Good guy.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:47pm

    I bet it was just part of the playful banter pre-foreplay and that he just wanted to see her suck/blow (depending on the model) on something

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:57pm

    5:29: Google "breathalyzer". Presto! Although if you couldn't find one on your own, you probably shouldn't have one. . .

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:23pm

    This was on here before, and it wasn't funny the first time.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:28pm

    it means he gave her a mint for that stankin' ass breath.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:58pm

    umm... that wasn't a breathalyzer. virgins...

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:57pm

    Well...that was recorded and now his Supervisor knows he screwed you too.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:19pm

    hey 7:04. wtf are you talking about. Thanks for the incorehent input.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:54pm

    This is fucking stupid, and probably fake.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:50am

    Fuck that shit. I'll stick to roofies and no-lube anal.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:10pm

    Still figuring out, how to stay like this forever Still figuring out, today, today yeah Just cruising around, knowing that we will never Go our separate waaaayyys

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:24pm

    If the OP is a man is he still a whore?

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:33pm

    um why are you making fun of him? this is actually a good idea and more men should do it, otherwise she can say she was raped if she changes her mind or is embarrassed...so note to guys: breathalyzer, then condom and you're ready to go!

  • 6 13
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 27, 13 at 3:18am

    Possibly a mood-killer, but a very sensibly idea.

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 10:46pm

    give me a cock and I'm ready to blow.