"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
