new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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