Betty ford says i'm here all night
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I didn't notice because vodka
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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