one two three fourrrrnication!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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