I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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