i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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