I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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