Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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