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  well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?

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• I totally took this the wrong way, having nearly had sex in a Macy's...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:57am

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• hahaha that must have been the best sex ever than haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:05am

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• aw poor girl, i could change that...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:06am

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• Tells me that you hook up with d-bags.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:26am

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• I give 5:39 a 4 out of 10. You had the right idea, but I feel like you could have done a lot better. I would have gone with "unmarked white vans" or "rapist beards".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:10am

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• 8:40 must be broke.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:08am

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• you just fucking love shoes O.O

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:17pm

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• i get like that over cars. i hate when my boyfriend points them out. especially the new SRT!!! omg totally HOT!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:50am

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• no i doubt he is. he just probably hates spending money on girls who prefer $50 a plate meals and shopping at macy's and then at the end of the day...all he gets is a hug.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am

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• that you should have gone to nordstrom or bloomingdales if you wanted to have multiples.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:11am

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• open toe is better than camel toe anyday.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:50pm

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• it tells me you need to hook up with a non d bag

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:31am

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• you shop at macy's, youre a freak

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:54am

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• tells me you been havin my luck :-/

  Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 6, 10 at 2:21pm

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• passage from creep 1:4, And god said let there be Micheal Jackson!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:39am

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• that tells me your a high maintenance bitch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:40am

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• oh i love shoegasames...mmm they are the best...mm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:08pm

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• id take camel toe over any toe

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30pm

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• lol quoting the bible 3:08?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:18am

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• It tells me that the day you actually manage to convince a man to go inside you, you're gonna squeal like a gunshot pig!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:06pm

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• Haha you must be married!! It only goes down hill from there..

  Submitted by monicaluv on Apr 17, 11 at 9:32am

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• it tells me that if I were your husband I would cancel all my credit cards and move my money to an offshore account that you can't touch...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:30pm

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• and as we read from the book of creep 1:4 it tells us, fear not the man who driveth a Panel Van, unless he linger too long near parks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:01am

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• That tells me, that you haen't met me yet!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:54pm

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