that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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