My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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