Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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