I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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