winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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