Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
