dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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