i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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