The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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