I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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