Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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