But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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