Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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