shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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it glows. i had to have it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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