Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
lol hangovers are for mortals.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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