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  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:21pm

    i was the one who got this text. 1) it was a guy 2) he was high

  • 51 42
    Submitted by jules4 on May 17, 10 at 1:52am

    9:07 your actually fucking retarded

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:12am

    Seriously, 1:56. Agreed.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:37pm

    Wow....you know what would have made it worse? If it was like a telemarketer or someone you hated

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:54am

    Must have been stoned

  • 49 48
    Submitted by americandanish on Jun 15, 10 at 4:16am

    Actually as a guy I just aim and keep steady without a hand. Unless it's a public restroom. Also vaginapocalypse. That is all.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:49am

    HERPDERP let's all criticize how others laugh!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:03pm

    hahaha this is my town...and it sounds exactly like some of the dumbasses from my high school

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:32am

    Hahaha. That's such a connecticut thing. We will do anything while peeing XD

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:12pm

    Was expecting a call his/her drug dealer...?!?!...

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:46pm

    9:07- house phone? idiot.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:24pm

    10;26, connecticut is a state, smart one, not a town.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:24pm

    It's called VOICEMAIL. Let it ring, dumbass.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:07am

    this is fake, who still has a phone that you have to get up to answer? everyone i know keeps their phone in their pocket...

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    Probably fake, still funny.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:14pm

    i....how....but.....retard.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 11:00pm

    and i thought only preschoolers did this...

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:23am

    The human brain is slowly reducing to a vegetable state. You sir are proof.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:37am

    dont say "bahaha" nobody laughs like that. moron its "hahaha"

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:47pm

    this made me laugh. XD

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:39am

    had to be a chick. even a guy with the tinest dick ever would still remember he had it in his hand.

  • 41 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:56am

    guys, guys guys! remember the spirit of the site.... he was probably drunk... which makes this quite hilarious!