I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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