I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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