Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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