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  • 84 57
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 29, 12 at 4:01pm

    @Binders: he can spit in his palm. Or use olive oil. Fap fap fap

    • 60 54
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 29, 12 at 7:40pm

      I enjoyed the fapping at the end lol!

  • 82 64
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 29, 12 at 4:00pm

    Masterbation is a go. OP sounds lonely.

  • 73 53
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 29, 12 at 9:50pm

    Double down on the jerky!

  • 65 43
    Submitted by JuJu_Bee412 on Oct 30, 12 at 7:28am

    Porn? Poptarts?! Beef jerky?!? Sigh....I love you.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 29, 12 at 3:50pm

    You forgot one slightly important item - the lube

  • 66 51
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 29, 12 at 8:20pm

    You forgot another important item: the generator so you can look at the porn when your laptop battery dies halfway into your marathon fapping session.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 1, 12 at 3:03am

    You forgot the lube!! Never forget the astroglide! Never!!

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Beefytits on Oct 30, 12 at 4:08am

    OP-1, Sandy-

  • 62 48
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Oct 30, 12 at 2:22pm

    Fact: 9 out 10 serial killers are dry guys.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Malicius on Oct 30, 12 at 5:39am

    Right there is 30% of generator relayed fired in powerout