im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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