well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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