IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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