There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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