Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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