We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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