I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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